Good golf joke.
So there's this new member of the golf club who shows up and shoots 3 over par the first day, and the members ask, hey, can you play again next Saturday, so he say's sure, I know you guys start at 8, but do you mind if I'm 10 minutes late? No Problem. Saturday he shows up and shoots 70, only LEFT HANDED! So the guys ask, how do you decide if your going to play righty or lefty? Well, if my wife wakes up on her right side I play righty, left side lefty. So they ask, what if she's sleeping on her back? Then I'm 10 minutes late.
